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"DERP. PHOTOBOMB."—-> My cat Taz is the best photobomber.
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— Dear every manufacturer of women’s clothing, ever:

my-girl-binx:

bythehammerofthor94:

deadjohn:

bassoonerthebetter:

lord-kitschener:

gothiccharmschool:

Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets. 

No love, 

Jilli

And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.

You know what’s attractive?

Not this:

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EVERYONE REBLOG THIS

On average, men’s pants have about 6 inch deep pockets.

IT’S 2013 AND WE STILL DON’T HAVE PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY

PANTS POCKETS EQUALITY!!!

Just learned this from a coworker; in most pants the faux pockets’ seams can be cut to reveal an actual pocket. (Most commonly seen in slacks because it helps the fabric lay straight.) So if you look on the inside of your pants and it has a pocket, but the pocket is sewn shut, just scissor out the hem.

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justgorgeouschaos:

Me on V-Day.

Will Smith karate chop. Love it!
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d0g-bless asked : Thanks for the reply on the digis confession blog. It made me really happy to know that a user didn't want me to leave. And tbh, I'd been thinking about it for sometime. Thank you so much.

You’re welcome. <3 I don’t want to see good users like you leave.

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— Sugar High

Windfusion 8:35 pm
    
CATAKAAKAKHTUAHGJU!!!!

 

 Plasma 8:35 pm
    
ANGIE
    
OMG
    
OKAY
    
HAHAHAHAH
    
JOLLY RANCHER
    
MAKES SODA NOW
    
AND I DRANK ONE
    
AND IT
    
IS SO HIGH IN SUGAR
    
I AM ON A SUGAR RUSH RIGHT NOW
    
AND ALSO
    
I WENT TO GET ICE CREAM FOR MY PARENTS WITH CARAMEL ON IT
    
AND BECAUSE I AM ON A SUGAR RUSH

 

 Windfusion 8:36 pm
    
omg
    
omg jolly rancher soda?!?!
    
OMG DO THEY HAVE
    
WATERMELON
    
?!?!?!

 

 Plasma 8:36 pm
    
I LOOKED AT THE AMOUNT OF SUGAR IN THE CARAMEL SAUCE

 

 Windfusion 8:36 pm
    
BEST FLAVOR ALKGHGKLJSKDKGJS

 

 Plasma 8:36 pm
    
YES
    
YES THEY DO

 

 Windfusion 8:36 pm
    
OMFG
    
OMFG
    
I WANT IT

 

 Plasma 8:36 pm
    
HAHAH BUT YEAH

 

 Windfusion 8:36 pm
    
I WANT IT I WANT IT
    
I WANT
    
IT

 

 Plasma 8:36 pm
    
I LOOKED AT THE SYRUP
    
AND LOOKED AT MY BROTHER
    
AND WAS LIKE
    
"I WANT TO DRINK THIS."
    
AND HE WAS LIKE, “IF YOU DRINK THAT, I WILL PUKE.”
    
SO I POURED ABOUT AN INCH IN A CUP
    
AND DRANK IT
    
AND THEN HE WAS LIKE
    
GAGGING
    
AND TELLING HIS FRIENDS ON CoD
    
AND WAS LIKE “MY SISTER.

 

 Windfusion 8:37 pm
    
OH MY GOD

 

 Plasma 8:37 pm
    
JUST DRANK.
    
CARAMEL SYRUP.
    
LIKE IT WAS WATER!!!!!!1!!1#@$123!”

 

 Windfusion 8:37 pm
    
HOLY JESUS I AM SO PROUD OF YOU

 

 Plasma 8:37 pm
    
"NO! YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. MY SISTER. JUST DRANK.

 

 Windfusion 8:37 pm
    
I WOULD DO THAT TOO

 

 Plasma 8:37 pm
    
CARAMEL SYRUP.

 

 Windfusion 8:37 pm
    
I WOULD
    
DO IT
    
TOOO
    
GOOD GIRL

 

 Plasma 8:37 pm
    
LIKE IT WAS /WHATER!!!!/!1!!!!!!!”

 

 Windfusion 8:37 pm
    
!!!!!!!!
    
THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DO WITH CARAMEL SYRUP

 

 Plasma 8:38 pm
    
AND THEN I STARTED LAUGHING
    
AND I WENT DOWNSTAIRS LAUGHING WITH MY PARENT’S ICE CREAM
    
AND I TOLD THEM AND THEY WERE LIKE “WOW”
    
AND I WAS STILL LAUGHING

 

 Windfusion 8:38 pm
    
LOOOLL

 

 Plasma 8:39 pm
    
AND THEN —HAHA SORRY

 

 Plasma 8:39 pm
    
HAD TO GO BE MORE SUGARRUSHYHIGH
    
HEHEHEHEHHE

 

 Windfusion 8:40 pm
    
oh my GOD HAHAHA
    
CATA
    
CALM DOWN

 

 Plasma 8:40 pm
    
OKAYOKAYOKAY SO YEAH
    
I CAME UP
    
AND WAS STILL LAUGHING
    
AND HE WAS STILL GOING
    
"SHE DRANK IT LIKE WATER."
    
AND I WAS STILL LAGHING AND I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING

 

 Windfusion 8:41 pm
    
LOOOLL

 

 Plasma 8:41 pm
    
SO I TRIED TO GO TO MY ROOM BUT I TRIPPED OVER ONE OF THE DOG’S TOYS
    
AND IT’S THIS MASSIVE RUBBER BALL
    
LIKE ALMOST TO MY KNEES
    
SO I STUMBLED AND THEN CAUGHT MYSELF AND TURNED TO LAUGH SOME MORE
    
AND I LIKE HAD TO CLASP ONTO THE DOORWAY OF MY ROOM BECAUSE I TRIPPED OVER IT /AGAIN/
    
AND MY BROTHER JUST LOOKED AT ME AND WAS LIKE
    
OH
    
MY
    
GOD
    
YES
    
YES
    
THAT IS HER LAUGH
    
YES SHE DOES SOUND LIKE A DYING SEAL

 

 Plasma 8:41 pm
    
YEAH THAT IS HER

 

 Windfusion 8:42 pm
    
… LKGHAGLKJ
    
AHAHAHAAA

 

 Plasma 8:43 pm
    
SO NOW HIS FRIEND IS LIKE
    
ASKING ABOUT MY CONSTANTLY
    
AND SO I’M LIKE
    
HURURHUR

 

 Windfusion 8:44 pm
    
AHAHAA

 

 Plasma 8:44 pm
    
SO I GRABBED A BALL BECAUSE HE SAID SOMETHIN
    
AND I TOSSED IT AT HIM
    
AND IT’S SUPER BOUNCY
    
AND IT BOUNCED RIGHT BY HIS LEG
    
AND UP PAST HIS FACE
    
AND IT WAS ONE OF THOSE MOMENTS WHERE HE WAS LIKE
    
SLOW MOTION WATCHING THE BALL A FEW CENTIMETERS FROM HIS FACE FLY BY
    
AND THEN HE LOOKS WHERE THE BALL WENT
    
AND THEN SLOOOOOWLY LOOKS BACK OVER AT ME
    
AND  THEN I WAS JUST DYING BECAUSE HIS FACE WAS SO INCREDULOUS
    
AND HE STARTS CRACKING UP LAUGHING BECAUSE HE CAN’T EVEN KEEP SERIOUS ANYMORE
    
AND THEN HIS FRIEND KEEPS ASKING ABOUT ME AND HE SAID SOMETHING THAT I’M A CRAZYPIECE OF CRAP
    
AND I WAS LIKE “EH”
    
AND MY BROTHER TOLD HIM ALL I SAID WAS ‘EH’

 

 Plasma 8:46 pm
    
AND OMFG
    
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    
HIS FRIEND SAID SOMETHING
    
ELSE
    
AND I JUST LOOKED AT MY BROTHER
    
AND WENT
    
"MWUAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!"
    
AND HE WAS LIKE
    
"….YES THAT IS HER EVIL LAUGH PLOTTING YOUR DEATH."
    
HAHAHAHHAHA I FEEL SO AWESOME RIGHT NOW

 

 Windfusion 8:47 pm
    
LOOLL
    
OMG CATA YOU
    
NEED TO CALM DOWN AHAHAA

 

 Windfusion 8:48 pm
    
http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvudauCu5t1qzmosqo1_500.jpg

 

 Plasma 8:50 pm
    
OMFG SIRI
    
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

 

 Plasma 8:53 pm
    
I CANNOT
    
CALM DOWN
    
OMFG ANGIE HELP ME

 

 Windfusion 8:53 pm
    
NO YOU ARE BEYOND mY HELP

 

 Plasma 8:55 pm
    
I AM NOT I AM
    
I DON’T KNOW

 

 Windfusion 8:55 pm
    
BEYOND MY HELP

 

 Plasma 8:55 pm
    
NO
    
NO
    
NO

 

 Plasma 8:55 pm
    
YOU ARE MY HELP
    
YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE
    
WHO CAN SAVE ME NOW

 

 Windfusion 8:55 pm
    
IS THIS THE REAAAAL LIIIIIIFEEE

 

 Plasma 8:55 pm
    
IS THIS JUST DESTINYYY
    
CAUGHT IN A LAAAND SLIIIDE
    
NO ESCAPE FROM REALITY

 

 Windfusion 8:56 pm
    
GALILEO GALILEOO

 

 Plasma 8:56 pm
    
FRKASOOOOOOOO

 

 Windfusion 8:56 pm
    
I’M JUST A POOR BOOOYYYY

 

 Plasma 8:56 pm
    
I NEED NO SYMPATHEY
    
eASY COME
    
EASY GO
    
LITTLE HIGH
    
LITTLE LOW
    
ANYWHERE THE WIND BLOWS DOESN’T REALLY MATTER TO MEEEEEEEEE
    
toooo meeeeeeeeee
    
MAMA
    
JUST KILLED
    
A MAAAAAAAN
    
PUT A GUN AGAINST HIS HEAD
    
PULLED THE TRIGGER NOW HE’S DEAD
    
MAMAAAAA
    
LIFE HAD JUST BEGUUUN
    
NOW YOU’VE GONE AND THROOWN IT ALL AWAAAY

 

 Plasma 8:57 pm
    
MAMAMAAAAAAAAA OOOOOoooOOOOOOOOOO
    
DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU RY
    
IF I’M NOT BACK THIS TIME TOMORROW
    
CARRY ON CARRY ON
    
LIKE IT DOESN’T REALLY MATTERRR

 

 Windfusion 8:58 pm
    
I prove my point. Beyond my help
    
LOLOLL

 

 Plasma 8:58 pm
    
TO LATE
    
MY TIME HAS COOOOME
    
SEND SHIVERS DOWN MY SPINE
    
BODY’S ACHING ALL THE TIME
    
GOODBYE EVERYBODY
    
I’VE GOT TO GOOOOO
    
GOTTA LEAVE YOU ALL BEHIND AND FACE THE TRUUUUUUTH
    
MAMAAAAAAAA OOOOooooOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
    
I DON’T WANNA DIE
    
SOMETIMES I WISHED I’D NEVER BEEN BORN AT ALLLLLL
    
I’M SEE A LITTLE SIHOUETTO OF A MAN
    
THUNDER BOLT LIGHTNING VERY VERY FRIGHTENING
    
GALLILEO
    
FRIKABOOO
    
MAGNIFICOOO

 

 Plasma 8:59 pm
    
I’M JUST A POOR BOY NOBODY LOVES ME
    
FROM A POOR FAMILY
    
CAN’T KEEP UP
    
LET HIM OOOOOOOO
    
LET HIM GOOOO
    
BEELZUBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEEEE
    
GUITAR YEAAAH
    
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN STOMP ME AND SPIT IN MY EEEEYE?
    
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME TO DIEEE?!
    
OOOOH BABY
    
CAN’T DO THIS TO ME BABYYY
    
JUST GOTTA GET OUT, JUST GOTTA GET RIGHT OUT OF HEEEaaar
    
OOOOOooooooooooooohoooooo OOOH YEH OOOOH YEAH
    
OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

 Plasma 9:01 pm
    
Nothing really matters, anyone can see, nothing really matters, nothing really matters….to meeeeeeeeeeeeeee~
    
8D
    
OKAY I AM DONE ANGIE

 

 Windfusion 9:02 pm
    
three lines…
    
is all it took
    
LOOOOL
    
YOU ARE BEYOND MY HELP
    
I HAVE PROVEN MY POINT AHAHAHA

 

 Plasma 9:04 pm
    
HAHAHAHHA
    
I AM SAVING THIS
    
HAHAHAHAHA

(Source: insanityspews)